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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out

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1. I’ve noticed some redness and itching on my knee after I covered it in Jamaican chicken.

Turns out it was a knee jerk reaction.

2. which veggie has wings?

tomatowls 🍅🦉

3. I received an interesting telegram telling me what is used to slow down a plane landing on a carrier

It is an arresting cable

4. Did you hear that Julie Andrews recently ended her sponsorship agreement with Super Color brand Lipstick because they lowered their quality?

The most common online reviews say the new formula makes the lipstick crumble easily and for some reason gives people bad breath. When asked why she didn’t stick with the company, Andrews said, “Well... Super Color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis”

5. What's hilarious and sounds like a cellphone?

A self-own.

6. Two Uranium atoms were on a street corner.

One asked the another, "Why do you look so tired?" The other replied "idk".

7. What kind of shorts do racecar drivers wear?

Cargo shorts

8. Two hookers were on a street corner.

They started discussing business and one of the hookers said, "Yep, it's gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, no. I just burped.

9. I was thinking of opening a lingerie store, but in this economy…

risqué business.

10. I don’t snore

I just dream loudly.

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